Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
i think you mean every assignment i have ever done
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
In Bnei Brak, an Israeli city whose population is mostly ultra-orthodox, there is a disturbing phenomenon - advertising signs with images of women on them are being ripped by ultra-orthodox men who believes that women should only be shown dressed modestly enough. The sleeves must cover the elbows, skirts must hide the knees and hair should be hidden as well.
The Israeli advertising agency “Twisted" decided to use that habit, and created a poster that hides another poster under it. 24 hours after the sign was hanged, the picture of the model was ripped and the message was exposed:
International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women
oh that’s brilliant.
Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!
YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO
Alright children, going to school you on some Data Analysis because I a m in this fucking class and I can’t stand seeing these poorly analyzed conclusions. First of all, the post shows there is a correlation, not a causation, between vaccines and autism. If anything we see a positive correlation, one increase and so will the other variable. Negative correlation would say be the rise in vaccine decreases chances of autism, driving them apart. What is possible with the data above is a third variable problem where an outside variable happens to influence both variables at the same time. For example, one could say the taller a child grows, the more the child could improve in their academic abilities, but that sounds fucking stupid. The third variable here is growth: the older a child grows, the taller he or she grows as well as their cognitive abilities develop. Of course it is the growth of one’s cognitive thinking that improves his or her’s academic ability. Third variable people, third variable. A relationship between two factors does not mean there is a cause-and-effect. Gah!
Reblogging for the message and the magnificent mountain graph
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?