Mini Hulk Hogan

darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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deducecanoe:

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ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

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mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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diabolical-malevolence:

algrenion:

me and my brother spent about twenty minutes in B&Q today taking pictures of all the weird, pretentious names for colours in the paint aisle

my personal favourite was soft pelican

all are great names possibilites for an icelandic instrumental mellow ambient post rock band

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neilcorcoran:

Devon on a dinosaur somewhere in Colorado

neilcorcoran:

Devon on a dinosaur somewhere in Colorado

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wilwheaton:

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.

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